How can I get shit done when you keep inviting me to more meetings?
Or the alternate title, me goofing around with excel instead of doing all the work I should be and am complaining about being overwhelmed with.
But really, the chart design elements in Micrsoft's Excel 2007 are pretty sharp. They make my data look like Fucking Data, man! I'm easily impressed. But then most of the people who read my powerpoint presentations share that same quality.